Cue The Sun!

This is about a month old now, but worth posting, if only to educate you slobs on how to craft a compelling written argument.

Consider this lesson from Professor Kanye free.

I am sick of negative people who just sit around trying 2 plot my downfall… Why???? I understand if people don’t like me because I like me or if people think tight clothes look gay or people say I run my mouth to much, But this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I’ve ever had in my life. This is the most offended I’ve ever been… this is the maddest I ever will be. I’m typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!!

Be sure to lay a solid foundation based on all caps and excessive punctuation.

ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE THE FANS. JUST SAY THIS OUT LOUD IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, “KANYE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT GIVING A GOOD PERFORMANCE.” CAN ANYONE HONESTLY SAY THAT ????????? HAS ANYONE EVEN TAKEN THE TIME TO AT LEAST DO THE MATH??? BONNAROO SHOULD HAVE RELEASED A STATEMENT IN MY DEFENSE BUT SINCE THEY HAVEN’T LET’S BREAK DOWN THE WALLS ON THIS TRUMAN SHOW AND LET YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY OCCURRED!!!

The puzzling Truman Show reference was a nice touch. Is the media creating a false world from which Kayne is breaking free? Were Bonnaroo officials streaming footage to Times Square of Kanye’s fans sleeping through stage set-up? We may never know. But I know that if this ass wanted to start showing his fans that he really cares, he might have wanted to consider tossing the late glow-in-the-dark circus just that once and giving the crowd a MUSICAL PERFORMANCE before they left yawning in disgust. Hey, I’m learning, Kayne!!!!!!11!!!111!!

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